There's a Bully in My Locker

There’s a bully in my locker,
And it’s not a pretty sight
It’s not what he was planning,
But he’s stuck inside there tight

Yes, he’s jammed inside my locker
With his bully face so red
Though this could have been a nightmare
It’s a perfect day instead

He came to me to bully,
It’s the bully thing to do
But sadly for this bully,
He forgot to tie his shoe

He came up far too quickly
First he grunted, then he tripped
He fell against my locker,
And his bully pants were ripped

A hundred kids with quarters
See the bully for a fee
There’s a bully in my locker
And it’s working fine for me

***Note: You can hear this poem performed as a song by Sergio Wals by clicking here.
The song appears on Sergio's CD "Michael Closed the Bathroom Door." Here's the cover of the CD: