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That Awful Falafel Waffle
My Mom is on a health food kick Last night we ate a tofu brick But nothing else makes me as sick As that awful falafel waffle
Organic this, organic that With not one single gram of fat I’d rather eat a baseball bat Than that awful falafel waffle
With powdered sugar? That’s a joke! The syrup’s made from artichoke With just one bite my front tooth broke On that awful falafel waffle
Asparagus or Brussels sprouts?
While Mom is choosing, Dad just pouts
But come tomorrow, no one doubts
It's that awful falafel waffle
I need some meat, and Dad does too We sure can’t stand granola stew But we must leave no trace or clue Of that awful falafel waffle
Mom’s not looking, so here’s our chance
We’re off to eat those fries from France
And guess what’s hidden in my pants?
It’s that awful falafel waffle!
--Jeff Mondak
You can hear this poem performed as a song by George Hanlon at
http://www.songramp.com/mod/mps/viewtrack.php?trackid=42913 |
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